Isn't Obama Just Adorable

As President-Elect Barack Obama articulated his so-called stimulus plan on "Meet the Press" this Sunday, he managed to slip in a few jokes (From CNN):

"You know, the days of just pork coming out of Congress as a strategy, those days are over."

Bwah, ha, ha, ha, ha...

"We are not going to simply write a bunch of checks and let them be spent without some very clear criteria as to how this money is going to benefit the overall economy and put people back to work. We're not going to be making decisions on projects simply based on politics and -- and lobbying."

Oh stop, you're killing me! Ha ha ha...

You're going to spend $700 Billion on a stimulus package next year and you really think that politics and lobbying aren't going to be a major part of this? Are you insane? How stupid do you think we are?